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Religion 9- Class eands in paper throw out. One man injured and one in state of non-stop laughter. Teacher reportedly "Really,really pissed!" Gym-Teacher decides to play frisbee in order to "Make the 80 minutes go faster". This rash decision cost the life of one fly and a dandelion. Western Civ.- Paul caught off guard upon receiving a detention on the last day of class. Responds by yelling "Damn, I was hoping to finish the year with only 42 detentions!" English 9CP- Students rejoice as they enter into a three month vacation without having to see annoying teacher. Teacher rejoices in not having to see students for three months. Art- Students use last day of art to "Rush to finish socializing." Spanish 1CP- Local hick boy confused by spanish word "espanol". Biology CP- Dissected frog gets revenge. | ||||||||||||||||
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Come to Holy Cros High School where you pay over five grand a year to sit in broken desks(most of these desk where broken by overweight individuals named Kevin and Nial) in a school that need tons of repairs. But we don't care, hell we're sittind in Lay-Z-Boy recliners and couches in the teachers lounge. But hey, it's all in good healthy fun. | ||||||||||||||||
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Top Ten signs your local GAP manager has gone nuts: 10)On your way to the store, you trip over the acid-washed, sandblasted corpse of J.Crew. 9)Every time you return to the dressing room, he's wearing your clothes. 8)Mock turtle necks made out of real turtles. 7)His assistant manager is a mannequin. 6)Really excited about CBS' new Prime Time line-up 5)He eats your gift certificate with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. 4)He declares war on the Banana Republic across the street. 3)Has opened a Gap for monkeys. 2)Makes you try on his pants. 1)Says "Hi, my name is Gap, Forrest Gap". | ||||||||||||||||
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